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Recovery method: Surgical extraction. Material composition: Unknown alloy. Isotopic ratio: Does not match any element from the periodic table. FILE: MAJESTIC-12 ANNEX 7. \u003c\/em\u003eHundreds of abductees have reported them. A small number have had them surgically removed. The materials have been analysed and the results are impossible — isotopic ratios that do not correspond to any naturally occurring element on Earth, and metallic structures too small to have been manufactured with any known human technology. This extraordinary graphic tee renders an extracted alien implant in authentic 1940s surgical field illustration style — the device shown in precise detail from multiple angles, material properties annotated, recovery procedure documented in cold clinical language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eCOMPOSITION: Unidentified. MANUFACTURER: Unknown. PURPOSE: Unconfirmed. 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