The Teckel Takes it All T-Shirt – Funny Dachshund Wiener Dog Pun | Sausage Dog Side Eye Graphic Tee

The sofa. The blanket. The last treat. Your heart. Everything. This brilliantly punny graphic t-shirt features a photographic black and tan dachshund with a side-eye that says he already knows the outcome of every negotiation — because the Teckel always takes all, and resistance is completely futile. A wordplay masterpiece for the US market and a truth every Teckel owner lives daily. Printed on a premium heavyweight unisex cotton tee. The perfect gift for Teckel dog fans, Teckel lovers, and everyone who lost ownership of their own furniture to a dog that fits in a handbag.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) for durable, year-round comfort
- Seamless tubular knit reduces fabric waste and gives a clean side profile
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Crisp, detailed artwork using DTG and DTF printing for long-lasting color
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat