The Parrot Ate My Homework T-Shirt – Funny Pirate School Excuse Cartoon | Kids Pirate Humour Graphic Tee

The dog excuse is so last century. This brilliantly funny graphic t-shirt features a wide-eyed cartoon pirate captain holding up a half-eaten piece of paper in total disbelief — a very satisfied-looking parrot perched beside him, crew in stitches in the background — as the most creative homework excuse in history gets its moment of glory. Bold yellow and white "The Parrot Ate My Homework!" is the alibi nobody can disprove.

A profound philosophical meditation on accountability, creative problem-solving, and the superior intelligence of parrots. Printed on a premium heavyweight unisex cotton tee with vibrant, high-impact print quality. The perfect gift for kids, students, teachers who've heard every excuse, parents of imaginative children, and anyone who believes the truth is whatever you can get away with. Brilliant as a back-to-school gift, a fun classroom tee, or a laugh-out-loud present for any age. Part of a series of bold, fun pirate graphic tees with big personality and zero homework completed.

Product features

100% cotton, medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), tubular knit construction, ribbed collar and shoulder tape
Dual printing: DTF (sleeves/inner neck) + DTG (main design) for crisp detail
Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low heat, do not iron, do not dry-clean

General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)

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Product: Gildan 5000. Made in Nicaragua. For adult use. Covered by a 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland per Directive 1999/44/EC.