Long on Opinions Short on Legs T-Shirt – Funny Dachshund Sausage Dog Quote | Wiener Dog Attitude Graphic Tee

Plenty to say. Just a little closer to the ground saying it. This wonderfully accurate graphic t-shirt features a photographic black and tan dachshund with a world-weary side-eye that suggests he has formed views on every topic and will share them on his own timetable. "Long on Opinions. Short on Legs." is the most perfectly balanced dachshund truth ever put on a tee. Printed on a premium heavyweight unisex cotton tee. An outstanding gift for dachshund owners, sausage dog lovers, and anyone whose small dog somehow always gets the final word.

Product features

100% cotton, medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), tubular knit construction, ribbed collar and shoulder tape
Dual printing: DTF (sleeves/inner neck) + DTG (main design) for crisp detail
Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low heat, do not iron, do not dry-clean

General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House Flat 102, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Limassol, CY

Product: Gildan 5000. Made in Nicaragua. For adult use. Covered by a 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland per Directive 1999/44/EC.