Short Dog Long Chain T-Shirt – Funny Dachshund Bling Gold Chain Hip Hop | Wiener Dog Sausage Dog Graphic Tee

The proportions are unconventional. The result is flawless. This perfectly balanced cartoon graphic tee features a tan dachshund who has clearly identified his one great physical asset — that gold chain — and committed to it completely. Snapback on. Shades forward. Chain approximately the same length as his entire body. The maths don't lie and neither does that smirk. "Short Dog. Long Chain." is four words of absolute dachshund truth and the most concise biography this dog has ever needed.
Product features

100% cotton, medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), tubular knit construction, ribbed collar and shoulder tape
Dual printing: DTF (sleeves/inner neck) + DTG (main design) for crisp detail
Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low heat, do not iron, do not dry-clean

General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House Flat 102, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Limassol, CY

Product: Gildan 5000. Made in Nicaragua. For adult use. Covered by a 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland per Directive 1999/44/EC.