The Wiener Takes All T-Shirt – Funny Dachshund Wiener Dog Pun | Sausage Dog Side Eye Graphic Tee

The sofa. The blanket. The last treat. Your heart. Everything. This brilliantly punny graphic t-shirt features a photographic black and tan dachshund with a side-eye that says he already knows the outcome of every negotiation — because the wiener always takes all, and resistance is completely futile. A wordplay masterpiece for the US market and a truth every dachshund owner lives daily. Printed on a premium heavyweight unisex cotton tee. The perfect gift for wiener dog fans, dachshund lovers, and everyone who lost ownership of their own furniture to a dog that fits in a handbag.

Product features

100% cotton, medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), tubular knit construction, ribbed collar and shoulder tape
Dual printing: DTF (sleeves/inner neck) + DTG (main design) for crisp detail
Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low heat, do not iron, do not dry-clean

General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House Flat 102, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Limassol, CY

Product: Gildan 5000. Made in Nicaragua. For adult use. Covered by a 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland per Directive 1999/44/EC.