Long Neck Short Board T-Shirt – Funny Brachiosaurus Skateboard Cartoon Dinosaur | Tall Dino Skater Pun Graphic Tee

The neck says skyscraper. The board says street level. This gloriously charming graphic t-shirt features a supremely relaxed cartoon Brachiosaurus perched contentedly on a skateboard — towering neck, knowing smile, four feet planted, completely unbothered by the physics of the whole situation. Bold yellow "Long Neck, Short Board!" is the most perfectly balanced dinosaur pun in the series and a masterclass in making the most of what you've got.

Calm, cool, and astronomically tall — this is the tee for Brachiosaurus fans, skaters, tall people who own it, and anyone who plays to their strengths whatever those strengths happen to be. Printed on a premium heavyweight unisex cotton tee with vivid, sharp print quality. An outstanding gift for dinosaur lovers, skate fans, tall friends, kids, and anyone who appreciates a brilliantly deadpan dinosaur pun. Part of a series of bold, joyful cartoon dinosaur skate graphic tees with massive personality and perfect proportions.

Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for durability and comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder twill tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed artwork on body, sleeves, and inner neck
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label for itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat