Long Neck Short Board T-Shirt – Funny Brachiosaurus Skateboard Cartoon Dinosaur | Tall Dino Skater Pun Graphic Tee

The neck says skyscraper. The board says street level. This gloriously charming graphic t-shirt features a supremely relaxed cartoon Brachiosaurus perched contentedly on a skateboard — towering neck, knowing smile, four feet planted, completely unbothered by the physics of the whole situation. Bold yellow "Long Neck, Short Board!" is the most perfectly balanced dinosaur pun in the series and a masterclass in making the most of what you've got.

Calm, cool, and astronomically tall — this is the tee for Brachiosaurus fans, skaters, tall people who own it, and anyone who plays to their strengths whatever those strengths happen to be. Printed on a premium heavyweight unisex cotton tee with vivid, sharp print quality. An outstanding gift for dinosaur lovers, skate fans, tall friends, kids, and anyone who appreciates a brilliantly deadpan dinosaur pun. Part of a series of bold, joyful cartoon dinosaur skate graphic tees with massive personality and perfect proportions.

Product features

100% cotton, medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), tubular knit construction, ribbed collar and shoulder tape
Dual printing: DTF (sleeves/inner neck) + DTG (main design) for crisp detail
Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low heat, do not iron, do not dry-clean

General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House Flat 102, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Limassol, CY

Product: Gildan 5000. Made in Nicaragua. For adult use. Covered by a 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland per Directive 1999/44/EC.