Technically It's Liquid Salad T-Shirt | Funny Wine Lover Tee | Humorous Drinking Graphic T-Shirt | Gift for Wine Fans

One of your five a day. Arguably. 🍷🥗😄 "Technically It's Liquid Salad" — the nutritional justification that every wine lover has been waiting for, finally confirmed in bold bubble typography and ready to be worn with complete confidence at any dinner table, health retreat, or slightly judgmental family gathering.

Think about it. Grapes. Grapes are fruit. Fruit is essentially salad. Wine is made from grapes. Therefore wine is, technically, biologically, and quite convincingly, a liquid salad. The science is there if you look hard enough and don't ask too many follow up questions.

This brilliantly clever and completely watertight dietary justification t-shirt is perfect for anyone who likes their wine with a side of impeccable logic — and absolutely no nutritional advice whatsoever. Pour yourself a large bowl of liquid salad and wear this with the confidence of someone who has definitely done their research. 🍷😄

Product features

100% cotton, medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), tubular knit construction, ribbed collar and shoulder tape
Dual printing: DTF (sleeves/inner neck) + DTG (main design) for crisp detail
Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low heat, do not iron, do not dry-clean

General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House Flat 102, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Limassol, CY

Product: Gildan 5000. Made in Nicaragua. For adult use. Covered by a 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland per Directive 1999/44/EC.