Technically It's Liquid Salad T-Shirt | Funny Wine Lover Tee | Humorous Drinking Graphic T-Shirt | Gift for Wine Fans

One of your five a day. Arguably. 🍷🥗😄 "Technically It's Liquid Salad" — the nutritional justification that every wine lover has been waiting for, finally confirmed in bold bubble typography and ready to be worn with complete confidence at any dinner table, health retreat, or slightly judgmental family gathering.

Think about it. Grapes. Grapes are fruit. Fruit is essentially salad. Wine is made from grapes. Therefore wine is, technically, biologically, and quite convincingly, a liquid salad. The science is there if you look hard enough and don't ask too many follow up questions.

This brilliantly clever and completely watertight dietary justification t-shirt is perfect for anyone who likes their wine with a side of impeccable logic — and absolutely no nutritional advice whatsoever. Pour yourself a large bowl of liquid salad and wear this with the confidence of someone who has definitely done their research. 🍷😄

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; breathable 180 g/m² midweight fabric
- Tubular, seam-free body and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Shoulder twill tape and classic fit for durability and relaxed comfort
- DTG and DTF printed detailing for crisp small-chest and sleeve prints
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat