Yes The Ship Is Small Funny Alien UFO Sarcastic Space Graphic T-Shirt – Sci-Fi Humour Tee - Size isn't everything. Unless you're an alien. Then apparently it is.
Yes, the ship is small. No, I don't want to talk about it.
Even aliens have bad days. This hilarious graphic tee features a gloriously grumpy little green alien slumped sulkily in his tiny flying saucer, surrounded by a fleet of bigger, flashier spacecraft above planet Earth — and absolutely not in the mood for your comments about it. The bold retro comic book speech bubble, vivid colours, and cartoon alien invasion scene make this one of the most eye-catching and instantly funny tees you'll own.
Whether you're the short one in the group, drive a small car, live in a tiny flat, or just deeply relate to not wanting to discuss it — this tee speaks for you. Loud. From space.
Perfect as a gift for sci-fi fans, UFO enthusiasts, alien lovers, sarcastic friends, or anyone with a brilliantly dry sense of humour. Printed on premium soft 100% cotton in a flattering unisex cut, it's comfortable enough for everyday wear and funny enough to stop strangers in the street.
Size isn't everything. Unless you're an alien. Then apparently it is.
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton for year-round comfort and durability
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and tear-away label for itch-free wear
- Eco and safety certified: Oeko-Tex and compliant with EU safety standards
- High-detail prints using DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork
- Tubular knit and shoulder tape construction for reduced waste and lasting shape
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat